God and the Devil have issued their first joint press release to announce the postponement of the Apocalypse.
“Now that humans seem intent on transferring mental functions to handy devices, it no longer makes sense to seek their attention. Fire and brimstone are no different than franks and beans, to machines. Therefore, the Apocalypse has been postponed.”
(Editor’s note: Not canceled, postponed, so keep it tuned here for updates.)